發文作者:kahoo | 二月 23, 2008

你認同李嘉誠以下的講法嗎?


Responses

  1. 梗係癈話黎喇,總之有錢佬痾個屁都有人話香架喇,呢件事誠哥投資嘅成本九十八蚊,回報係一個有趣話題,個人聲譽又加分,賺取利潤難以衡量,佢甚少做蝕本生意,俾佢算過草都冇條生。

  2. Mr. Li worths about US$32 billion in 2007.

    The amount of money he earns per second is huge. By telling this story in the interview:

    Amount of money he saved = HK$2

    Amount of tips he paid= HK$100

    Estimated amount of money Mr. Li lost for telling this story instead of taking care of his businesses = HK$100 million

    Amount of goodwill and fans he gained = infinite

    This is a good deal.

    May be there was no $2 coin, no $100 tips, and this is just a story Mr. Li made up to make a point. So he gained everything.

    This is a better deal.

  3. passive wrong:
    你咁好數口,幫手計吓以四十九倍速度流失,誠哥副身家幾時至會冇哂?每人攞一百蚊貼士,要幾多個亞差先至夠?
    唔好咁諗成哥好嗎,佢假假地都係老實商人,一百蚊貼士俾得起嘅。

  4. 完全同意以上兩位的觀點及假設, 我就唔會信同佢係呢個故事中, 絕對冇係我身上得分, 味耍我啦, 超人!

  5. 李生, 講故仔, 教細路, 你地可以唔聽唔信, 但一定要say yes sir.

  6. To: 姣婆蓮

    I recommend an excellent candidate to do your very complicated calculation. He is 數口最精, He is Mr. 李嘉誠. He can solve your problem in one second.

    Another question: When he called a East Indian person 亞差, is he a racist?

  7. I apologize for not using the spellcheck before submitting my comment. It should read:

    When he called an East Indian person 亞差, is he a racist?

  8. 我計過,每人一百蚊,要二十四億九千六百萬人次,就分哂誠哥副身家,印度人口兩倍半,如果係九十八蚊,就要二十五億四千七百萬人次,唔知有冇計錯呢?

  9. The best investment strategy: Mr. Li asked his chauffeur to pick up the $2 coin for him, and he could save the $100 tips. But there will be no fairy tale for him to tell us.

    The medical bills for a seventy-nine years old billionaire to bend down and to pick up a coin and hurts himself may come to millions. It will be a very bad investment. Mr. Li will never tell any of this in his stories. Fortunately, there was a 亞差 around to do that for him. So, a happy ending like a Hollywood movie.

  10. 從呢個古仔睇黎,誠哥需要一班質素稍高智囊幫佢度橋,講古仔要有說服力,唔好太牽強、犯駁,唉!誠哥,呢D錢唔慳得架,等我介紹姣婆蓮俾你,佢D橋雖然舊,但係有人受。

  11. 影像處理一定要陳興, 因為Photogate, 他世界知名, 肯定 sell.

  12. not very impressive.

  13. 今晚奥斯卡未能及時給予李生最佳自我創作劇本獎, 十分遺憾, 明年再來一次. 一定 sure win.

  14. 可以想像到, 由誠哥掏出腰包時, 直至伸手俾張 $100 紙俾呢位星爸黑嘅時候, 可以想像到, 由誠哥掏出腰包時, 直至伸手俾張 $100 紙俾呢位星爸黑嘅時候, 佢可能腦海已經盤數緊 Passive Wrong 條數, 諗緊呢 $100 嘅 ROI (Return on Investment) 有幾多呢, 所以先至會用佢寳貴嘅一分鐘零六秒講呢段嘢。

    等我下次見到 Conrad Black 喺衫袋道跌d 佢喺 office 道靜靜雞sa出嚟而對佢不利嘅文件, 還番俾佢嘅時侯唔知又有冇報酬呢吓?

    誠哥, 你好嘢!!!

  15. 李嘉誠: 我係超人, 你唔係, 我講你要信.

  16. 陳冠希: 我先係超人, 我有 N 個 girl friends, 1,400 internet 慾照, 大批外籍保鏢, 十輛警察電單車為我開路, 200名香港藍帽子及軍裝警員 protect me.

  17. To: 姣婆蓮

    Your calculation is (98+2)% correct. Thanks.

  18. Is it the new Mastercard commerical played by Li?

    Coin lost: $2.
    Tip paid: $100.
    Story told by Li on RTHK: $0.02 (just Li’s 2 cents only).
    Story could have been told by the East Indian: Priceless.

    The morale of the story: After wealth, most people will seek fame, honor and longevity.

  19. 故事極有可能是印度看更驚見李老超連兩元也不放過,李老超唯有付一百大元「冚口費」予看更。看更收到嫌小,希望李老超加碼。李老超當場拒絕,並先下手為強,作了一個自以為天衣無缝兼且極具教育意義的寓言,誰不知竟淪為笑柄,相信李老超亦始料不及矣!

  20. 短片播出次日,早上九點鐘,長實總部門外聚集一群亞差,聞風而至,等候誠哥上班,待誠哥步下座駕,即蜂擁而上,各人均從口袋拋下一枚兩元硬幣,登時鏗鏘有聲,蔚為奇觀,眾人異口同聲:誠哥你跌咗兩蚊。誠哥為有啞忍,從口袋掏出紅衫魚逐一派給各人,換回硬幣一堆,怒氣沖沖返回辦公室,嘆一句poor more亂作古仔,後果嚴重,早知如此,何必當初。

    P.S. poor more唔係英文,係潮州話,太粗俗不便解釋。

  21. 所以好多人無拾兩蚊, 因俾唔起一百蚊貼士

  22. When 誠哥 did it once, the ROI could be 2,000,000% plus (when goodwill is factored in), but when “各人均從口袋拋下一枚兩元硬幣… 異口同聲:誠哥你跌咗兩蚊", and if 誠哥did it again, the “law of diminishing returns" applies.

    So, he will for sure cry out loud when it happens next time, without hesitation or even turning his head, POOR MORE – YOU KEEP IT!

  23. Untold version of 李嘉誠的講法:

    Billionaire Mr. Li does not carry any cash with him, but a lot of platinum credit cards. His personal assistant was on vacation that day. He did not have any money to pay that 亞差 and he had to borrow $100 from his chauffeur. He, as usual, too busy to remember to pay back to him afterwards. Hence he gains $2, and saves $100.

    I have trouble in calculating this ROI.

  24. 誠哥跌兩蚊俾一百,已經引來如此效應,如果真的有一群亞差聞風而至,又均從口袋拋下一枚兩元硬幣,效應何止乘大百倍,得益簡直the ROI could be 2,000,000% plus乘N倍,誠哥一定扮嬲咁派錢,然後怒氣沖沖返回辦公室,嘆一句:poor more明知有錢派都得咁少人黎架,Maria幫我留意CNN,BBC有冇報導呢單新聞。

  25. 張六常教授得悉誠哥跌兩蚊俾一百事件之後,認為係經濟學上一個非常重要案例,決定深入研究,準備同芝大佛利民教授合作出版跌兩蚊理論,下屆諾貝爾經濟學獎嬴面極大。誠哥知道後要加入研究班子,佢話自己足以同張六常、佛利民平起平坐咁話喎。

  26. As Mr. Li has said in the video: You can spend the money, but you cannot waste it.

    Mr. Li will urge all the deans of the business schools, like The University of Hong Kong (to which he had make large donations), to ensure that 兩蚊理論 are taught as case studies to all first year business students.

    Everyone will know who is Mr. Li, 亞差 , and the Li’s First Commandment of Business before they know what is ROI.

  27. In economics, the multiplier effect refers to the idea that an initial spending rise can lead to even greater increase in national income.

    The Li’s Multiplier Effect refers to the idea that the spending of $100 can lead to even greater increase in Li’s income, i.e. $2. It is difficult for us to understand because we are not Mr. Li., and our assets are less than US $32 billion.

  28. 塵廳長:
    好耐冇見你出黎巡視吓喎,香港請廣播署長單野有冇收到料呀?上黎傾吓偈喇。

  29. 哎呀,阿蓮,上次比你怒斬原龍頭,元氣大傷,加上心靈受創,都要時間恢復呀!
    廣播署長?哦,阿融仔下話,等我過隔離果頁睇下個場先!

  30. 塵廳長:
    我斬淫龍個頭,你冇龍頭就唔係斬你喇,唔好咁介懷。

  31. 誠哥上黎呢個網頁,睇完你班友仔係度狗噏,哈哈大笑:你班無知婦孺,我想教你地發達怪招,你又唔信,抵你地一世窮。果個獨孤佬講報酬遞減定律,都out哂喇,而家最in嘅MBA係教嘉誠定律﹝加乘定律﹞Low of Ka Shing (Low of Addend & Multiplication),財雄勢大,做生意要夠狠,大小通吃,同你地講都徙氣,自己抓銀好過!

  32. 打錯字添Law of Ka Shing (Law of Addend & Multiplication)

  33. 塵廳長[冇龍頭]咪變左塵公公?
    唔緊要,都係幫朝廷做野唧!

  34. 噯,噯!![一手掩嘴偷笑,另一手輕輕向前一撥,嬌嗔地],見龍在田,我塵廳長出名能屈能伸,還掂都係咯,唔好嘥,所以我而家已經秘密修練緊葵花寶典,準備重出江湖再幹一番一業!

  35. 咁就好囉!
    塵公公練成 [葵花寶典] 加上姣婆蓮練成左 [微波蓮步];你地攜手闖蕩江湖就更加天下無敵喇.

  36. 天高雲淡 望斷南飛雁
    不到長城非好漢 屈指行程二萬
    六盤山上高峰 紅旗漫捲西風
    今日長纓在手 何時縛住蒼龍

  37. 葵花寶典,微波蓮步;
    神仙美眷,羨煞旁人;
    攜手江湖,春意盈盈;
    千秋萬載,一統江湖!

  38. 點解誠哥褲袋裡會有硬幣?
    硬幣唔係用黎使嘅,風水大師教落,得閒伸手入褲袋,製造響聲,財運自然會來,不過後遺症係褲袋好易穿窿,誠哥D工人話我知,佢條條褲D袋都補過,信不信由你。

    何謂嘉誠定律?
    原來誠哥唔識得計減數同除數,永遠係加加加,乘乘乘,利潤同目標,永無止境,今時今日誠哥富可敵國,建基於此,信不信由你。

  39. 正所謂’袋定幾個銀,始終會行運’!我塵廳長都成日有幾個銀起袋,做乜都就手好多! 銀,雖然又重,價值又小,但當你冇佢而又偏偏需要佢嘅時候,就會知道佢嘅重要! 尤其係當我嘅生命就建基起呢兩樣嘢上面: 1.泊車, 2.買咖啡! 誠哥當然唔洗自己泊車,又應該唔會用電話亭打電話,所以我話佢嘅銀一定係用黎買嘢飲,買包食!

  40. 嘻,嘻,唔記得讚下你兩位,乜咁好詩意,睇得我心懭神怡,嘻嘻! 好,唔講住喇,塵公公又要開始練功!

  41. 誠哥與紅顏知己把臂同遊,周小姐見誠哥面有異色,伸手在褲袋亂摷一輪,口中念念有詞,百思不得其解,問道:誠哥,你做野啫,邊度唔舒服,駛唔駛幫手?誠哥:冇乜野,做緊樣關乎我地日後幸福快樂嘅事。周小姐臉色一紅,頓然有所覺悟:唔得,一定要我幫手。隨即伸手入誠哥褲袋,揸住誠哥硬物不放。從此誠哥下半生幸福快樂嘅事就交哂俾周小姐打理。

  42. 嘻嘻,嘻嘻!! 阿蓮硬係鐘意講埋呢D小故事,賤格得黎但又鬼死咁好笑,嘻嘻! 等我塵廳長又搜尋一下我嘅幸福快樂先! [此時塵廳長樂極忘形伸手一探,忽然臉色一變,猛然醒悟過來! 憶起自己幸福快樂早已斷送,不禁悲從中來,搥胸呼叫.]

  43. 塵廳長
    你問姣婆蓮俾D [黑玉斷續膏] 你用!
    搽左包你即刻 [能屈能伸]! 🙂

  44. 塵廳長:
    你諗咗去邊,周小姐係同誠哥揸住D硬……幣啫。

  45. I agree with Mr. Li ka Shing.
    Money, we can use it but we cannot waste it!


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